sailor moon rant and sailor mercury shrine
imma talk about how cool sailor mercury is and how much of a dumb skank sailor moon is here in no particulr order
stats u need on sailor mercury
- real name: ami mizuno (it means friend of water. water and wood both start with w so i bet shed be my friend too. nice)
- born september 10, 1978 and shes a virgo
- shes 5 feet and 2 inches tall and her blood type is a just like all her test scores. nice.
- she likes the color blue and computers (im a robot my brain is a computer so shed like me. nice.)
- she does not like yellow tailed tuna or practical jokes.
- she's blue like water and thats what us photograph synthesizers need to live. nice.
sailor mercury is the nicest of the sailor moons. shes also named after mercury which is what the t1000 is made of i think.
t1000 isnt nice like sailor mercury tho because he was the main guy in all the later x files episodes that sucked so imagine that animation but at the end it turns into sailor mercury. nice.
stats u need on sailor moon
- real name: serena something lol who cares
- shouldnt have been born
- shes taller than ami. dont know her blood type but i hope its a so that if something happens to ami and she needs blood they could just kill sailor moon and give all her blood to mercury. nice.
- she likes a stupid color and is stupid and cant use computers for shit. not nice.
- she probably likes gross yellow tailed tuna and playing jokes. not nice.
- shes sailor moon. if she was sailor sun thatd be nice cuz i like sun. but shes not. lame.
sailor moon is a selfish bitch lol. she doesnt ever do anything but whine when its time to do cool action. if someone came to school with a gun serena would shove you into them so she could get away. ami on the other hand would transform and protect you from the bullets. speaking of transforming
what is up with this transforming
why are they always naked when they transform? what if they dont want people to see them naked then do they just not get to fight evil or something? not nice. when ami transforms i always look away because she didnt say i could look at her naked. nice.